"Ask Troy Ave"

Dear troy ave,

I think my boyfriend is messing with my cousin. She's always mad happy to see him and they even text each other! She even shows up to places that we go and I'm not the one inviting her. What fucks me up the most is that for some reason she has a few things that he bought me like: gucci sneakers, we have the same color speedy AND the same teddy in diff colors (I know she can't afford that shit and she don't talk to guys who can) I'm not the jealous type so I don't check his phone for text msgs and shit but how can I find out what's going on and what should I do if they are sleeping together


Anonymous in Brooklyn


Got Damn if My Bitch had a cousin I'd think it was her writing Anonymously (Spell. Check) Okay Ummmm. Lemme See, How can U find Out If he's cheating, Since I'm a Young Player in the Game, I can't really Tell You No Inside Tips/Secrets Pause. But I can Tell U sum Good Ol Tricks & Traps that Bitches have tried on Me. Here goes. 1 "The Call Back" Call Ya Boyfriend Speak 2 him then when he says ight ima Call You Bak. Say Okay no problem. But then Call Him Back In about 5mins. He's probably wit the other bitch by then & for inexperienced young Players who don't let the other Bitch know that they have a Girl, they won't have a Way or the balls 2 pick Up the Phone. Trick #2 "Pop Up" now this Is Dangerous as Fuck & is usually damn near relationship ending. So Be Prepared 2 Go all the Way Out once You Go. Trick#3 since u think he's cheating Wit ya cousin. She's probably comes ova your house & probably @ times when he's there so U ain't gotta do know crazy expensive shit. U can Just buy a Tape recorder for like 19.99 & say Hey y'all ima Run 2 the supermarket or Sum where that's Kinda Far give them about a half hour. Or More & when u leave call & say u left ya keys in the house so call me if y'all gonna Leave. That way they don't think that u will just pop up even if u wanted too. Now U can just leave ya Tape recorder on record In the Cut. & comeback & Press Play (No Diddy)....

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Dear Troy Ave,

This side piece i'm missing with is making me nervous. Especially after all this tiger woods shit. I just found out the other day that she has every single text convo we ever had saved. Scared the shit out of me. I thought about stealing the phone and breaking that shit lol. Real talk, i don't wanna end up like MCNair. That's my baby tho. What should i do troy ave? Stop fucking wit her? or am i overreacting?

Lamont from watts

If she knos she's your side bitch & Depending On how hard u fuk wit ya Main Jane... Yea I'd Leave that Bitch alone.... Cuz People show u who they are & that bitchis Doin Sum Pollo Loco Shit.

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Dear Troy Ave,

Im 27 and im kinda thinking about going back to school. Im unemployed due to my job shutting down. I kind feel like im too old to be going back to school. Plus, ima be struggling like crazy while im in school money wise. I just cant keep fucking with these odd jobs. Yea i know, its my fault for bullshitting in the past but the past is the past. U think its too late to do the school thing. Help me out troy ave.....

Latice from Harlem

Depending On What Field U tryin 2 get into its definently Not too Late 2 go to school. Plus I personally think in the bizness world they don't respect you until your @ least 31.

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